Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hot Dogs

Seriously, I can't think of a worse thing to do than eat a hot dog. Not only is the idea of taking all the meat that's not good enough to sell on it's own and pressing the slurry into the shape of a penis scary, but I've got this semi-irrational fear that I will find a human tooth inside one. How scary would that be? Maybe as scary as eating hot dogs in a pool with a bunch of guys?

What if I told you that these guys had their own website called dudeswithdogs.com? Are you scared now?


s.k.namanny said...

Your fear is not semi irrational. It is wholly rational. But before this post, I was only scared of hot dogs. Now I fear the people who love them.

KLJ said...

Yeah. I looked at their Dudes with Dogs website an I must wholeheartedly agree with Namanny on this one; Rational fear, so very rational.