Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hot Dogs

Seriously, I can't think of a worse thing to do than eat a hot dog. Not only is the idea of taking all the meat that's not good enough to sell on it's own and pressing the slurry into the shape of a penis scary, but I've got this semi-irrational fear that I will find a human tooth inside one. How scary would that be? Maybe as scary as eating hot dogs in a pool with a bunch of guys?

What if I told you that these guys had their own website called dudeswithdogs.com? Are you scared now?

2 comments:

s.k.namanny said...

Your fear is not semi irrational. It is wholly rational. But before this post, I was only scared of hot dogs. Now I fear the people who love them.

KLJ said...

Yeah. I looked at their Dudes with Dogs website an I must wholeheartedly agree with Namanny on this one; Rational fear, so very rational.